"We Stood in Line at Ellis Island for This?" by Paul Feig

The Narrator begins by giving an example that just about everyone could relate to or remember form childhood: humorous nicknames related to body parts or sexual orentations created from names that sound someone alike. Pual Feig however went through elementary and middle school being called "Fig Newton" from the cookie with a funny song attatched. He later learns though that other people had it worse. Bottom line: children can be cruel.